This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 6:23 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
| 8 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 7 | Prince Rainier | April 6th, 2005 | 81 |
| 6 | Billy Preston | June 6th, 2006 | 59 |
| 5 | Rose Marie | December 28th, 2017 | 94 |
| 4 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 3 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 2 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 1 | Simon Wiesenthal | September 20th, 2005 | 96 |
| 22 points | 4 hits |
As coroner, I do decree
I've examined him most thoroughly
Not only is he merely dead
He's really most sincerely dead!
(d) November 15th, 2011