This list was submitted by Wracked on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 4:38 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | William Rehnquist | September 3rd, 2005 | 80 |
9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
8 | Billy Preston | June 6th, 2006 | 59 |
7 | Jack Anderson | December 17th, 2005 | 83 |
6 | Mr. Blackwell | October 19th, 2008 | 86 |
5 | Tammy Messner | July 20th, 2007 | 65 |
4 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
3 | Jack Kevorkian | June 3rd, 2011 | 83 |
2 | Richard Widmark | March 24th, 2008 | 93 |
1 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
27 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003