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This list was submitted by Wracked on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 4:38 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10William Rehnquist September 3rd, 200580
9Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
8Billy PrestonJune 6th, 200659
7Jack Anderson December 17th, 200583
6Mr. BlackwellOctober 19th, 200886
5Tammy MessnerJuly 20th, 200765
4Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
3Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
2Richard WidmarkMarch 24th, 200893
1Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
27 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999