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This list was submitted by Wracked on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 4:38 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10William Rehnquist September 3rd, 200580
9Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
8Billy PrestonJune 6th, 200659
7Jack Anderson December 17th, 200583
6Mr. BlackwellOctober 19th, 200886
5Tammy MessnerJuly 20th, 200765
4Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
3Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
2Richard WidmarkMarch 24th, 200893
1Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
27 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003