This list was submitted by USER01531 on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 8:31 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | William Rehnquist | September 3rd, 2005 | 80 |
| 8 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 7 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 6 | George Kennan | March 17th, 2005 | 101 |
| 5 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
| 4 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 3 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 2 | Oriana Fallaci | September 15th, 2006 | 77 |
| 1 | Lou Henson | July 25th, 2020 | 88 |
| 36 points | 5 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998