Nicer Cup Of Tea

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This list was submitted by USER01880 on Saturday, December 25th, 2004 at 2:15 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John MohammedNovember 10th, 200948
9Richard WidmarkMarch 24th, 200893
8James BrownDecember 25th, 200673
7Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
6Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
5Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
4Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
3Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
2Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
1Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005