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This list was submitted by USER02088 on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 12:33 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
9Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Richard Pryor December 10th, 200565
6Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
5Joe BarberaDecember 18th, 200695
4Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
3Dick Van DykeAlive99
2Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
1Hunter S. Thompson February 20th, 200567
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002