Chimpy's list — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by aknauf on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 12:10 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
9	Karl Malden	July 1st, 2009	97
8	Max Schmeling	February 2nd, 2005	99
7	Harry Morgan	December 7th, 2011	96
6	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
5	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
4	Art Linkletter	May 26th, 2010	97
3	Liz Taylor	March 23rd, 2011	79
2	Willie Nelson	Alive	?
1	Ariel Sharon	January 11th, 2014	85
14 points		2 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Apparently, since his bags were packed and he was ready to go, he left � but, as it turns out, it was not on a jet plane, but in an experimental, two-seater, single-engine job. Still, it seems safe to say that he does not know when he'll be back again, and that babe, he hated to go.

(d) October 12th, 1997