The Sylvesters - Nick Laurie & Little Nick - 2

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This list was submitted by USER01130 on Monday, January 19th, 2004 at 5:13 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
9Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
8Johnny Oates December 24th, 200458
7Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
6Fay Wray August 8th, 200496
5Emperor AkihitoAlive?
4Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
3Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
2Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
1Barney Kessel May 6th, 200480
17 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998