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This list was submitted by DePressED on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 7:31 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barney Kessel May 6th, 200480
9Skeeter Davis September 19th, 200472
8Edward HeathJuly 17th, 200589
7Johnny Oates December 24th, 200458
6George KennanMarch 17th, 2005101
5Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
4Tug McGraw January 5th, 200459
3Uta Hagen January 14th, 200484
2Danny SugermanJanuary 5th, 200550
1Frankie LaineFebruary 6th, 200793
33 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003