This list was submitted by DePressED on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 7:31 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Barney Kessel||May 6th, 2004||80|
|9||Skeeter Davis||September 19th, 2004||72|
|8||Edward Heath||July 17th, 2005||89|
|7||Johnny Oates||December 24th, 2004||58|
|6||George Kennan||March 17th, 2005||101|
|5||Karl Malden||July 1st, 2009||97|
|4||Tug McGraw||January 5th, 2004||59|
|3||Uta Hagen||January 14th, 2004||84|
|2||Danny Sugerman||January 5th, 2005||50|
|1||Frankie Laine||February 6th, 2007||93|
|33 points||5 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003