This list was submitted by 1BCeltics on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 6:13 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 9 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 8 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 7 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 6 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
| 5 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 4 | Hildegarde Sell | July 29th, 2005 | 99 |
| 3 | Billy Preston | June 6th, 2006 | 59 |
| 2 | Kitty Carlisle | April 17th, 2007 | 96 |
| 1 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
| 33 points | 4 hits |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999