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This list was submitted by USER00748 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 5:33 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Darryl StrawberryAlive63
8Leslie NielsenNovember 28th, 201084
7Mr. TAlive73
6Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
5Ozzy OsbourneJuly 22nd, 202576
4Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
3Nick NolteAlive84
2Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
1Louis FarrakhanAlive92
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003