This list was submitted by USER00748 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 5:33 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Darryl Strawberry | Alive | 63 |
| 8 | Leslie Nielsen | November 28th, 2010 | 84 |
| 7 | Mr. T | Alive | 73 |
| 6 | Estelle Getty | July 22nd, 2008 | 84 |
| 5 | Ozzy Osbourne | July 22nd, 2025 | 76 |
| 4 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 3 | Nick Nolte | Alive | 84 |
| 2 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
| 1 | Louis Farrakhan | Alive | 92 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003