I have heard you with unmistakable clarity

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This list was submitted by FTG on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 4:15 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Skeeter Davis September 19th, 200472
9Barney Kessel May 6th, 200480
8Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
7Johnny Oates December 24th, 200458
6Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
5Tug McGraw January 5th, 200459
4Danny SugermanJanuary 5th, 200550
3Not Famous 
2George KennanMarch 17th, 2005101
1Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
31 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999