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This list was submitted by ZUSER01484 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 2:41 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
9Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
6Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
5Wilford BrimleyAugust 1st, 202085
4Ray BradburyJune 6th, 201291
3Alistair Cooke March 30th, 200495
2Mike TysonAlive?
1Gordon LightfootMay 1st, 202384
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021