This list was submitted by ZUSER01484 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 2:41 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
9 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
7 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
6 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
5 | Wilford Brimley | August 1st, 2020 | 85 |
4 | Ray Bradbury | June 6th, 2012 | 91 |
3 | Alistair Cooke | March 30th, 2004 | 95 |
2 | Mike Tyson | Alive | ? |
1 | Gordon Lightfoot | May 1st, 2023 | 84 |
13 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021