Guess Who Died? 2 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by ZUSER01484 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 2:41 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
9	Eunice Shriver	August 11th, 2009	88
8	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
7	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
6	Prince Rainier	April 6th, 2005	81
5	Red Schoendienst	June 6th, 2018	95
4	Brooke Astor	August 13th, 2007	105
3	Dear Abby	January 16th, 2013	94
2	Dolores Hope	September 19th, 2011	102
1	Fay Wray	August 8th, 2004	96
11 points		2 hits

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(d) August 18th, 2014