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This list was submitted by Ghoul Girl on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 7:53 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
8Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
7Sharon OsbourneAlive?
6Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
5Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
4Pat LawfordSeptember 17th, 200682
3Tug McGraw January 5th, 200459
2Rudy TomjanovichAlive?
1Not Famous 
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999