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The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Mulch Monkey 3 (The What If List)

Submitted by USER00309 on December 30, 2003.

Score
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Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Howard DeanAlive Alive ?
9 Dick CheneyNov 3, 2025 Nov 3, 2025 84
8 Alan GreenspanJun 22, 2026 Jun 22, 2026 100
7 Ozzy OsbourneJul 22, 2025 Jul 22, 2025 76
6 Robert ByrdJun 28, 2010 Jun 28, 2010 92
5 Dan RatherAlive Alive ?
4 Nelson Mandela Dec 5, 2013 Dec 5, 2013 95
3 George Steinbrenner Jul 13, 2010 Jul 13, 2010 80
2 Phil SpectorJan 16, 2021 Jan 16, 2021 81
1 Gordon LightfootMay 1, 2023 May 1, 2023 84

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

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