This list was submitted by USER01130 on Friday, April 11th, 2003 at 3:58 AM PDT for The March '03 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Penny Singleton | November 12th, 2003 | 95 |
9 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
8 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
7 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
4 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
3 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
2 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
1 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
12 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003