This list was submitted by USER01375 on Friday, February 28th, 2003 at 10:16 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
9 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
8 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
7 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
6 | William Manchester | June 1st, 2004 | 82 |
5 | Joe Eszterhas | Alive | ? |
4 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
3 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
2 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
1 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
13 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998