The Grim Assclowns 2

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Johnny Oates	December 24th, 2004	58
9	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
8	Benny Carter	July 12th, 2003	95
7	Freddie Blassie	June 2nd, 2003	85
6	Otto Graham	December 17th, 2003	82
5	Ronnie Biggs	December 18th, 2013	84
4	James Doohan	July 20th, 2005	85
3	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
2	Katharine Hepburn	June 29th, 2003	96
1	Joey Bishop	October 17th, 2007	89
17 points		3 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021