There once was a wrestler named Blassie
Who was big and blond, sweaty and sassy
Screaming week after week
About pencil-necked geeks
Naturally, he became known as "Classy."
|1.||The March '03 Lee Jr.||1|
|2.||The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||4|
|3.||The October '02 Lee Jr.||3|
|4.||The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||5|
|5.||The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||2|
|6.||The April '00 Lee Jr.||3|
|7.||The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||2|
|8.||The September '99 Lee Jr.||2|
|9.||The June '99 Lee Jr.||4|
Flopping around on her four-poster bed like a trout in a rowboat, she finally kicked the proverbial bucket, going tits-up with all the panache and sophistication of a can of yams.
(d) September 3rd, 2001