There once was a wrestler named Blassie
Who was big and blond, sweaty and sassy
Screaming week after week
About pencil-necked geeks
Naturally, he became known as "Classy."

Name
Freddie Blassie
Birthday
February 8, 1918
Age
85
Died on
Monday, June 2nd, 2003
Famous
Confirmed
Thursday, May 27th, 1999
Freddie Blassie
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Guess the Stiff!

Flopping around on her four-poster bed like a trout in a rowboat, she finally kicked the proverbial bucket, going tits-up with all the panache and sophistication of a can of yams.

(d) September 3rd, 2001