This list was submitted by USER01006 on Saturday, February 1st, 2003 at 4:18 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
7 | Art Carney | November 9th, 2003 | 85 |
6 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
5 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
4 | Prince Rainier | April 6th, 2005 | 81 |
3 | Art Modell | September 6th, 2012 | 87 |
2 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
1 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
19 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003