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This list was submitted by USER01375 on Sunday, January 26th, 2003 at 5:26 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
8Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
7Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
6Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
5Joe EszterhasAlive?
4Buddy Ebsen July 6th, 200395
3Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
2Patsy RamseyJune 24th, 200649
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998