This list was submitted by USER01375 on Sunday, January 26th, 2003 at 5:26 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
8 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
7 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
6 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
5 | Joe Eszterhas | Alive | ? |
4 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
3 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
2 | Patsy Ramsey | June 24th, 2006 | 49 |
1 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
17 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998