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This list was submitted by ed head on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 11:24 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Sam WycheJanuary 5th, 202075
8Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
7Joe EszterhasAlive?
6Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
5Le Duc AnhApril 22nd, 201998
4Barry White July 4th, 200358
3Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
2Harold PinterDecember 24th, 200878
1Madame Chiang Kai-Shek October 23rd, 2003106
21 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998