This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 6:52 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 7 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 6 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 5 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
| 4 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 3 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 2 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
| 1 | Charles Bronson | August 30th, 2003 | 81 |
| 27 points | 4 hits |
Now you're talkin'. Hank Kimball may have been little more than an annoying agriculture agent to you, but to us he was a legend. Well, not a legend, exactly. More like an old friend of the family. Well, not old, really. Hey, come to think of it, he wasn't even family. Matter of fact, he was kinda on the annoying side, now that you mention it. What was the question again?
(d) May 4th, 1997