This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 6:52 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 7 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 6 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 5 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
| 4 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 3 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 2 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
| 1 | Charles Bronson | August 30th, 2003 | 81 |
| 27 points | 4 hits |
We know what you're expecting us to write here, but guess what: no go. It's just too easy, and besides - she kicked her drug habit 20+ years ago, and only got sick about a year ago. So now will you leave us alone about it - At Last?
(d) January 20th, 2012