This list was submitted by FTG on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 4:45 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 9 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 8 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 7 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 6 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 5 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
| 4 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
| 3 | Johnny PayCheck | February 19th, 2003 | 64 |
| 2 | Laurence Tisch | November 15th, 2003 | 80 |
| 1 | Bill Mauldin | January 22nd, 2003 | 81 |
| 41 points | 8 hits |
You ever seem to have one of those days where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, you know, Cub used to have 'em just about all the time. But he found a way to get out of it.
(d) July 1st, 2000