This list was submitted by USER01772 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 4:30 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
7 | Estee Lauder | April 24th, 2004 | 97 |
6 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
5 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
4 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
3 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
2 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
1 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
24 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021