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This list was submitted by USER01772 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 4:30 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Carol Shields July 16th, 200368
8Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
7Estee LauderApril 24th, 200497
6Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
5King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
4. SuhartoJanuary 27th, 200886
3Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
2Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
1Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
24 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021