This list was submitted by Ghost of Porn Stars Past on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 8:14 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Yogi Berra | September 22nd, 2015 | 90 |
| 9 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 8 | Robert Blake | March 9th, 2023 | 89 |
| 7 | Elroy Hirsch | January 28th, 2004 | 80 |
| 6 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 5 | Corey Haim | March 10th, 2010 | 38 |
| 4 | Darryl Strawberry | Alive | 63 |
| 3 | Edward Furlong | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Hume Cronyn | June 15th, 2003 | 91 |
| 1 | June Allyson | July 8th, 2006 | 88 |
| 11 points | 2 hits |
There once was a GM named Buzzie
Whose tactics were said to be scuzzy
From the day they were drafted
All his players got shafted
Ol' Buzz wasn't very nice, was he?
(d) May 1st, 2008