This list was submitted by Minnesota Neil on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 2:29 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | George Kennan | March 17th, 2005 | 101 |
| 9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 8 | Alistair Cooke | March 30th, 2004 | 95 |
| 7 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 6 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 5 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 4 | Edward Teller | September 9th, 2003 | 95 |
| 3 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 2 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 1 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
| 24 points | 5 hits |
Miss Ellie just wasn't the same after J.R.'s second marriage failed, and then when she had to throw Clayton out of the house, well, you know the kind of strain that can put on a woman's heart, plus, with the boys fighting all the time...how the hell did anybody watch this crap?
(d) August 8th, 2005