This list was submitted by USER01414 on Friday, December 27th, 2002 at 9:13 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
9 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
8 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
7 | Glenn Ford | August 30th, 2006 | 90 |
6 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
5 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
4 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
3 | Art Carney | November 9th, 2003 | 85 |
2 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
1 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
26 points | 5 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021