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This list was submitted by USER01414 on Friday, December 27th, 2002 at 9:13 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
9Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
8Madame Chiang Kai-Shek October 23rd, 2003106
7Glenn FordAugust 30th, 200690
6King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
5Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
4Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
3Art Carney November 9th, 200385
2Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
1Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
26 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021