William Schallert has been played on 48 lists, including 11 lists in The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Frankie 3 | DePressED | 5 | 20 |
| 2. | ZoomMaster | DePressED | 5 | 20 |
| 3. | DePressED01 | DePressED | 4 | 23 |
| 4. | Little Jivin' On A Saturday Night | DePressED | 4 | 17 |
| 5. | Venus Lovemotion | DePressED | 3 | 23 |
| 6. | DePressED08 | DePressED | 3 | 21 |
| 7. | DePressED06 | DePressED | 3 | 17 |
| 8. | DePressED11 | DePressED | 3 | 12 |
| 9. | Will Chill | equestzim7 | 2 | 15 |
| 10. | Birds Never Look Into The Sun | DePressED | 2 | 10 |
| 11. | I just saw him alive | lindbergh | 1 | 9 |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002