This list was submitted by DePressED on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 8:02 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Sumner Redstone||August 11th, 2020||97|
|9||Mother Angelica||March 27th, 2016||92|
|8||Mel Stottlemyre||January 13th, 2019||77|
|7||Olivia de Havilland||July 26th, 2020||104|
|5||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|4||William Schallert||May 8th, 2016||93|
|3||Merle Haggard||April 6th, 2016||79|
|1||Monte Irvin||January 11th, 2016||96|
|17 points||4 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998