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This list was submitted by DePressED on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 8:02 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sumner RedstoneAugust 11th, 202097
9Mother Angelica March 27th, 201692
8Mel StottlemyreJanuary 13th, 201977
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6Not Famous 
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4William Schallert May 8th, 201693
3Merle Haggard April 6th, 201679
2Frank BormanAlive94
1Monte Irvin January 11th, 201696
17 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998