Van Johnson has been played on 116 lists, including 15 lists in The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | A Grateful Deadhead II | Judysomething | 3 | 12 |
| 2. | Cadillacj1 | CadillacJ | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | the mick 5 | TheMick1 | 2 | 16 |
| 4. | Knauf's stiffs | Chris Knauf | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Up with People | USER02414 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Big Johnsons of Death | Starwanderer | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | In Deep | USER00348 | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | A Tisket A tasket let's fill up a casket! I | ttc4319 | 1 | 7 |
| 9. | Reap 'Em & Weep #2 | USER00557 | 1 | 4 |
| 10. | Wallops2 | McMurdoMan | 1 | 2 |
| 11. | CROSSING OVER | USER02147 | 1 | 1 |
| 12. | Death A Bruin | Big Bald Jon | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Dr. Who - Sargent Fatality | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | EB2:HolyPricelessCollection Of EtruscanSnoods! | E-Brake | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | McMurdo2 | McMurdoMan | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998