Big Johnsons of Death

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This list was submitted by Starwanderer on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 11:56 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Van JohnsonDecember 12th, 200892
9Lady Bird Johnson July 11th, 200794
8Russell JohnsonJanuary 16th, 201489
7Gloria StuartSeptember 26th, 2010100
6Joey Bishop October 17th, 200789
5Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
2Joan FontaineDecember 15th, 201396
1Michael DeBakeyJuly 11th, 200899
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014