Senor Wences has been played on 462 lists, including 40 lists in The March '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Circling The Drain 3 | USER00671 | 3 | 25 |
| 2. | Vicious Piranha 05 | USER00965 | 3 | 21 |
| 3. | MT's Worm Food Gourmand | USER02651 | 3 | 19 |
| 4. | Vicious Piranha 04 | USER00965 | 2 | 16 |
| 5. | Vicious Piranha 12 | USER00965 | 2 | 13 |
| 6. | Vodka Sour | USER02737 | 2 | 12 |
| 7. | Wombat 2 | USER00242 | 2 | 12 |
| 8. | Killer Cadaver | USER00033 | 2 | 9 |
| 9. | Cool Ghouls 3 | USER00654 | 2 | 7 |
| 10. | Knockemded | USER00658 | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | Phillip Plotz 1 | ed head | 1 | 10 |
| 12. | Phillip Plotz 2 | ed head | 1 | 10 |
| 13. | Vicious Piranha 14 | USER00965 | 1 | 10 |
| 14. | Wombat 1 | USER00242 | 1 | 10 |
| 15. | Wombat 3 | USER00242 | 1 | 10 |
| 16. | DePressED 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 17. | Hayball 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 18. | T. Switala 2 | USER00025 | 1 | 7 |
| 19. | T. Switala 6 | USER00965 | 1 | 7 |
| 20. | DePressED 1 | DePressED | 1 | 6 |
| 21. | Tsuga's Entertainment | USER00039 | 1 | 6 |
| 22. | Bart and D.J. 3 | Doc & DJ | 1 | 5 |
| 23. | 2 Atom 12 | USER00665 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | A Plea: Bil Keane on the List | twinpete | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Bart and D.J. 1 | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | Bob Hope is laughing at us | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | Carrion Soldier | USER00017 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | ChaWaSa 2 | USER00114 | 0 | 0 |
| 29. | Cool Ghouls 1 | USER00654 | 0 | 0 |
| 30. | Dr. Paul Shipherd 2 | USER00652 | 0 | 0 |
| 31. | FEO Y MUERTO 1 | USER00049 | 0 | 0 |
| 32. | Grim Rapper | Grim Rapper | 0 | 0 |
| 33. | Hayball 1 | USER00508 | 0 | 0 |
| 34. | Jim Pennell | USER00566 | 0 | 0 |
| 35. | Mama Kin | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 36. | Morticia | USER00644 | 0 | 0 |
| 37. | No Viagra Needed | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 38. | T. Switala 5 | USER00025 | 0 | 0 |
| 39. | Toe Tag Tommy | USER00661 | 0 | 0 |
| 40. | TV Nut Job 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021