T. Switala 2 — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Joe DiMaggio	March 8th, 1999	84
9	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
8	Mr. T	Alive	73
7	Dusty Springfield	March 2nd, 1999	59
6	Curtis Mayfield	December 26th, 1999	57
5	Donald O'Connor	September 27th, 2003	78
4	Mel Torme	June 5th, 1999	?
3	Senor Wences	April 20th, 1999	103
2	David Brinkley	June 11th, 2003	?
1	Johnny Cash	September 12th, 2003	71
24 points		4 hits

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999