Sam Simon has been played on 924 lists, including 11 lists in The Mohamed Abdelwahab Memorial Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death Soup: Too Tired to Come Up With a List Name | MJ and Friends | 2 | 17 |
| 2. | Here Today, Gone Tomorrow | Number1User | 2 | 11 |
| 3. | future money | nyybronxbomber | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Glad to See You Go | Number1User | 1 | 4 |
| 5. | Death- I Missed Again | JayRockers! | 1 | 3 |
| 6. | Death- Together Forever | JayRockers! | 1 | 2 |
| 7. | Death Soup: Losing My Touch | MJ and Friends | 1 | 1 |
| 8. | Daddy's Dead List | Paul1681 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Evangelical Apocalypse | Number1User | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | I Wanna Be Sedated | Number1User | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Martha Pearl | Diane | 0 | 0 |
They called him "The Little Giant From Little Dixie." Have you any idea how close we came to having this midget as President?
(d) February 4th, 2000