Red Schoendienst has been played on 133 lists, including 7 lists in The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Past the Stands 3 | HOOFBEATS | 5 | 29 |
| 2. | You're Out | del bird | 4 | 24 |
| 3. | TOO OLD TO LIVE 1 | SBUMP2 | 4 | 20 |
| 4. | Famous Fossils 3 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 3 | 20 |
| 5. | Coffin Rattler - Good Sports | coffinrattler | 2 | 17 |
| 6. | comeonalready14 | Comeonallready | 2 | 8 |
| 7. | Past the Stands 2 | HOOFBEATS | 1 | 1 |
Listen ... you can almost hear her sing ... 'Come on-a my hearse, a-my-y hearse, I'm gonna give-a you cancer ....'
(d) June 29th, 2002