This list was submitted by del bird on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 10:05 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
9 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
8 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
7 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
5 | Jake LaMotta | September 19th, 2017 | 96 |
4 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
3 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
2 | Red Schoendienst | June 6th, 2018 | 95 |
1 | Bart Starr | May 26th, 2019 | 85 |
24 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021