Dear Abby has been played on 492 lists, including 24 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Already Dead | USER01128 | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Susie's Deadbeats | Susie Sicko | 3 | 19 |
| 3. | Dead as a Can of Spam 2 | Oh No You Ditten | 3 | 15 |
| 4. | MA14: Meet the Maker | USER01375 | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | One Foot Under | USER00348 | 2 | 17 |
| 6. | Cake or Death 2 | USER01869 | 2 | 16 |
| 7. | Probate Lawyer Seeks Work | USER00073 | 2 | 16 |
| 8. | deadartistssociety | USER01971 | 2 | 13 |
| 9. | Die Die Die - Cadged Codgers | Sarkon | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | Guess Who Died? 2 | ZUSER01484 | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | Foolish Mortals II | USER01909 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | hauptmann | lindbergh | 1 | 9 |
| 13. | Moraxian - Thanks Pistol Pete | Moraxian | 1 | 9 |
| 14. | Spiny Norman 1 | USER01421 | 1 | 9 |
| 15. | StonesGirl | Stones Girl | 1 | 9 |
| 16. | ABC you die | USER00744 | 1 | 8 |
| 17. | NYRMare2 | Unbereavable | 1 | 8 |
| 18. | Witches and Bitches in Ditches | Frankie Pentangeli | 1 | 7 |
| 19. | RadTex1 | Radtex | 1 | 4 |
| 20. | Die Liberals Die! | DGD | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Kasey 3 | USER00308 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | My Dog Bessie's Death List | USER00283 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Stiff Breeze (again) 1 | Captain Chaos 08 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Toes Up 2 | USER02025 | 0 | 0 |
What an amazing life and career. During her working days she...well, really nothing. But in terms of her philanthropy, nobody could have...wait, nothing. But there is no denying her fierce dedication to...hmm. OK. Whatever. She was married to Bob.
(d) September 19th, 2011