Dear Abby has been played on 492 lists, including 24 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Already Dead | USER01128 | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Susie's Deadbeats | Susie Sicko | 3 | 19 |
| 3. | Dead as a Can of Spam 2 | Oh No You Ditten | 3 | 15 |
| 4. | MA14: Meet the Maker | USER01375 | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | One Foot Under | USER00348 | 2 | 17 |
| 6. | Cake or Death 2 | USER01869 | 2 | 16 |
| 7. | Probate Lawyer Seeks Work | USER00073 | 2 | 16 |
| 8. | deadartistssociety | USER01971 | 2 | 13 |
| 9. | Die Die Die - Cadged Codgers | Sarkon | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | Guess Who Died? 2 | ZUSER01484 | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | Foolish Mortals II | USER01909 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | hauptmann | lindbergh | 1 | 9 |
| 13. | Moraxian - Thanks Pistol Pete | Moraxian | 1 | 9 |
| 14. | Spiny Norman 1 | USER01421 | 1 | 9 |
| 15. | StonesGirl | Stones Girl | 1 | 9 |
| 16. | ABC you die | USER00744 | 1 | 8 |
| 17. | NYRMare2 | Unbereavable | 1 | 8 |
| 18. | Witches and Bitches in Ditches | Frankie Pentangeli | 1 | 7 |
| 19. | RadTex1 | Radtex | 1 | 4 |
| 20. | Die Liberals Die! | DGD | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Kasey 3 | USER00308 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | My Dog Bessie's Death List | USER00283 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Stiff Breeze (again) 1 | Captain Chaos 08 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Toes Up 2 | USER02025 | 0 | 0 |