Dear Abby has been played on 492 lists, including 24 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Already Dead | USER01128 | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Susie's Deadbeats | Susie Sicko | 3 | 19 |
| 3. | Dead as a Can of Spam 2 | Oh No You Ditten | 3 | 15 |
| 4. | MA14: Meet the Maker | USER01375 | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | One Foot Under | USER00348 | 2 | 17 |
| 6. | Cake or Death 2 | USER01869 | 2 | 16 |
| 7. | Probate Lawyer Seeks Work | USER00073 | 2 | 16 |
| 8. | deadartistssociety | USER01971 | 2 | 13 |
| 9. | Die Die Die - Cadged Codgers | Sarkon | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | Guess Who Died? 2 | ZUSER01484 | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | Foolish Mortals II | USER01909 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | hauptmann | lindbergh | 1 | 9 |
| 13. | Moraxian - Thanks Pistol Pete | Moraxian | 1 | 9 |
| 14. | Spiny Norman 1 | USER01421 | 1 | 9 |
| 15. | StonesGirl | Stones Girl | 1 | 9 |
| 16. | ABC you die | USER00744 | 1 | 8 |
| 17. | NYRMare2 | Unbereavable | 1 | 8 |
| 18. | Witches and Bitches in Ditches | Frankie Pentangeli | 1 | 7 |
| 19. | RadTex1 | Radtex | 1 | 4 |
| 20. | Die Liberals Die! | DGD | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Kasey 3 | USER00308 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | My Dog Bessie's Death List | USER00283 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Stiff Breeze (again) 1 | Captain Chaos 08 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Toes Up 2 | USER02025 | 0 | 0 |
She won the Presidential Medal of Freedom, is in the Women's Hall of Fame, won countless awards, and has four degrees. She was also married to some sort of politician.
(d) November 19th, 2023