This list was submitted by USER01375 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 11:57 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
9 | William Manchester | June 1st, 2004 | 82 |
8 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
7 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
6 | Robert De Niro | Alive | 81 |
5 | Ron Santo | December 3rd, 2010 | 70 |
4 | Leon Askin | June 3rd, 2005 | 97 |
3 | Joe Eszterhas | Alive | ? |
2 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
1 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
27 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021