Morton Downey Jr. has been played on 133 lists, including 24 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Loki 1 | Loki | 2 | 12 |
| 2. | Big Daddy from St. Louis | USER01531 | 2 | 11 |
| 3. | Steve Silver 3 | USER00063 | 2 | 9 |
| 4. | SeaPepto | SeaPepto | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | K-Team 1 | USER00633 | 1 | 5 |
| 6. | Midwest Morgue Mogul Lari 1 | USER00141 | 1 | 5 |
| 7. | Tom's B-List | USER00382 | 1 | 5 |
| 8. | jnik 3 | USER00353 | 1 | 4 |
| 9. | John Bailey 3 | USER00614 | 1 | 4 |
| 10. | Midwest Morgue Mogul Lari 2 | USER00141 | 1 | 4 |
| 11. | Vile Jelly | USER00336 | 1 | 4 |
| 12. | Andre the Giant Killer 1 | USER00600 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Cadillac J | CadillacJ | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | DareDevil 2 | USER00361 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | I just want to win a mug | USER00410 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Jo Jo | USER00096 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | John Bailey 2 | USER00614 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | K-Team 3 | USER00633 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Lady MacBeth | USER00028 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Mankind | USER00273 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Mikebob | USER00551 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | No Future For You | USER00073 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | soz | USER00426 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | The Lee Juniors | USER00192 | 0 | 0 |
Too bad she died before she could find someone to marry and settle down with.
(d) March 23rd, 2011