Midwest Morgue Mogul Lari 1 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER00141 on Saturday, January 9th, 1999 at 11:13 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Joe DiMaggio	March 8th, 1999	84
9	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
8	Vaclav Havel	December 18th, 2011	75
7	Evel Knievel	November 30th, 2007	69
6	Morton Downey	March 12th, 2001	57
5	Sarah Knauss	December 30th, 1999	119
4	Sarah Delany	January 25th, 1999	109
3	Senor Wences	April 20th, 1999	103
2	Not Famous
1	Not Famous
22 points		4 hits

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002