This list was submitted by USER00096 on Monday, December 28th, 1998 at 12:57 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | Morton Downey | March 12th, 2001 | 57 |
8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
7 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Mr. T | Alive | 72 |
4 | King Hussein | February 7th, 1999 | 63 |
3 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
2 | Dom DeLuise | May 5th, 2009 | 75 |
1 | Darryl Strawberry | Alive | 62 |
4 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003