Morton Downey Jr. has been played on 133 lists, including 20 lists in The April '00 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Nostradamus: Bobby Knight Nice Guy (April Fools) | USER02741 | 3 | 21 |
| 2. | M.T. Graves III | USER00044 | 3 | 20 |
| 3. | Cadaver Dogg | USER02741 | 2 | 19 |
| 4. | M.T. Graves | USER00044 | 2 | 19 |
| 5. | M.T. Graves Jr. | USER00044 | 2 | 19 |
| 6. | Make My Day | USER02741 | 2 | 19 |
| 7. | Pure Bull | USER02741 | 2 | 19 |
| 8. | Teddy Ballgame Hates Gil Hodges | USER02741 | 2 | 18 |
| 9. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER02797 | 2 | 17 |
| 10. | Unit C Zombies | Jim | 2 | 16 |
| 11. | Circling The Drain 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 14 |
| 12. | A Death Wish List 1 | USER00165 | 1 | 10 |
| 13. | A Death Wish List 2 | USER00165 | 1 | 10 |
| 14. | Bonkin' Squege | USER03417 | 1 | 10 |
| 15. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost 1 | FTG | 1 | 10 |
| 16. | Wild John's Future Fertilizer | USER01057 | 1 | 10 |
| 17. | Parkway Stiff | USER02672 | 1 | 8 |
| 18. | Flea 1 | USER00697 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Free Funerals | USER03410 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Westfield Cadaver Club | Jim | 0 | 0 |
This is a weird one. He was a celebrity AND a Canadian, and we still liked him. Go figure.
(d) May 28th, 1998