This list was submitted by Jim on Friday, March 31st, 2000 at 5:04 PM PST for The April '00 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John O'Connor | May 3rd, 2000 | 80 |
| 9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 7 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 6 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 5 | Jimmie Davis | November 5th, 2000 | 101 |
| 4 | Morton Downey | March 12th, 2001 | 57 |
| 3 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 2 | Lew Burdette | February 6th, 2007 | 80 |
| 1 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 16 points | 2 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014