Morton Downey Jr. has been played on 133 lists, including 13 lists in The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Bag M. Dano | USER02860 | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | David Bachman | USER02930 | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Gary Horowitz | USER02987 | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Hoss "Dead-Eye" Minkman | USER03006 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | John Hoomani | USER03077 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Laura Gould 1 | USER03130 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Matt Terry | USER00354 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Nancy Ronne | USER03194 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Randy Rendfeld | USER03221 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Roni Blak | USER03243 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Team O.B.E. 4 | USER03305 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Tom Beck | USER01019 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Woody Nuss 2 | USER03346 | 0 | 0 |
Had to find out the hard way that sex and drugs and rock and roll are NOT all the brain and body need.
(d) March 27th, 2000