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This list was submitted by USER03194 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robert Downey, Jr.Alive?
9Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
8Morton DowneyMarch 12th, 200157
7Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
6Pol Pot April 15th, 199872
5Terry Sanford April 18th, 199880
4Eugene McCarthyDecember 10th, 200589
3Paul DooleyAlive?
2Frank Sinatra May 14th, 199882
1James Earl Ray April 23rd, 199870
14 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998