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This list was submitted by USER02987 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
9Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
8Frank Sinatra May 14th, 199882
7King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
6Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
5Morton DowneyMarch 12th, 200157
4Terry Sanford April 18th, 199880
3Eugene McCarthyDecember 10th, 200589
2Paul DooleyAlive?
1James Earl Ray April 23rd, 199870
13 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999