Mel Stottlemyre has been played on 410 lists, including 15 lists in The March '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Heavy Hitters | USER02805 | 3 | 20 |
| 2. | AbraCadavers Jr. | E-Brake | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | Giving V.P. A Run For The Money | ed head | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | Teflon John | USER00673 | 2 | 8 |
| 5. | He Kill Me | USER01332 | 2 | 7 |
| 6. | Spirits Having Flown | USER02805 | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Won't Be Long Now | USER02805 | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | Last Call For Y'All | USER01121 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Wasted Stiffs | USER02805 | 1 | 8 |
| 10. | Don Pescado-The Farbissina Trophy is Mine | USER01058 | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | Just Plain DJ's Tomorrow Is Another Death | USER00969 | 1 | 2 |
| 12. | Nietzsche is dead-God 2jr | USER01090 | 1 | 1 |
| 13. | Doc--Burn in Hell You Redneck Fuck | USER03553 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Sooner Retard | USER00999 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Tsuga Equilibria | USER00039 | 0 | 0 |
She was a famous singer chick from Minnesota way
Both her sisters thought that she might be gay
She was plenty old at 94
But then her number came up and now she's here no more
She's in the ground now, placed there carefully
She the crusty, dusty singing chick in the cemetery
(d) January 30th, 2013