Mel Stottlemyre has been played on 410 lists, including 60 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Dr. Tomb | USER00491 | 3 | 23 |
| 2. | Bottom of the Ninth | Nurseboy | 3 | 22 |
| 3. | DNR/DNI 1 | Nurseboy | 3 | 21 |
| 4. | DU LAC 2 | USER02675 | 3 | 20 |
| 5. | Ghoul Girl 1 | Ghoul Girl | 3 | 20 |
| 6. | DU LAC 1 | USER01009 | 3 | 19 |
| 7. | Vicious Piranha - Where's The Rest Of Me? | USER02826 | 3 | 18 |
| 8. | Nurseboy's Big 'C' | Nurseboy | 3 | 16 |
| 9. | POPE 2 | USER00108 | 3 | 14 |
| 10. | DU LAC 4 | USER02675 | 3 | 9 |
| 11. | DU LAC 6 | USER03525 | 2 | 19 |
| 12. | DU LAC 3 | USER02675 | 2 | 17 |
| 13. | GG Doom Patrol 2 | USER02688 | 2 | 17 |
| 14. | Ghoul Girl 2 | Ghoul Girl | 2 | 17 |
| 15. | Farty | DePressED | 2 | 16 |
| 16. | The Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost | DePressED | 2 | 16 |
| 17. | Dead On 1 | USER00827 | 2 | 15 |
| 18. | GG Doom Patrol 3 | USER02688 | 2 | 15 |
| 19. | Obit 2 | USER02753 | 2 | 14 |
| 20. | 2001 A Maggot Filled Odyssey | Feasting Maggots | 2 | 12 |
| 21. | Bob Hope's Plant Food Express | USER02811 | 2 | 12 |
| 22. | morts sur l'arrivee | USER00594 | 2 | 11 |
| 23. | Some Like It Dead | USER02811 | 2 | 3 |
| 24. | 2001 Feasting Maggots | Feasting Maggots | 1 | 10 |
| 25. | Chad - From Broward County FL | USER01115 | 1 | 10 |
| 26. | Dont Fear the Reaper | USER01171 | 1 | 10 |
| 27. | Et Tu Kevork 1 | USER00901 | 1 | 10 |
| 28. | Et Tu Kevork 2 | USER00901 | 1 | 10 |
| 29. | Et Tu Kevork 3 | USER03448 | 1 | 10 |
| 30. | Paradise Syndrome | USER02811 | 1 | 10 |
| 31. | POPE 1 | USER00108 | 1 | 10 |
| 32. | 2001 Tasty Maggots | Feasting Maggots | 1 | 9 |
| 33. | Darryl's Death Wish | USER02811 | 1 | 9 |
| 34. | morts sur l'arrivee deux | USER00594 | 1 | 9 |
| 35. | Perfect Ten | USER02811 | 1 | 9 |
| 36. | The Edge | CheetahisDead | 1 | 9 |
| 37. | UncleMarty:For It's 1, 2, 3 Strikes Your Dead ... | USER02820 | 1 | 9 |
| 38. | webestiffs | USER01108 | 1 | 9 |
| 39. | Heading For Home | ed head | 1 | 8 |
| 40. | Slebs on Slabs | USER02811 | 1 | 8 |
| 41. | Native New Yorker | USER00950 | 1 | 7 |
| 42. | POPE 6 | USER00108 | 1 | 7 |
| 43. | The Choir Invisible | USER01171 | 1 | 7 |
| 44. | Whodat | USER00220 | 1 | 7 |
| 45. | Nation of X | USER02811 | 1 | 6 |
| 46. | POPE 4 | USER00108 | 1 | 6 |
| 47. | Jackalope Ghost | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 5 |
| 48. | Sooner Retard | USER00999 | 1 | 4 |
| 49. | Bastille Boy | USER03517 | 1 | 3 |
| 50. | Jackass Jeff | USER00999 | 1 | 1 |
| 51. | Bag 'em and Tag 'em 1 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 52. | Blackadder 1 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 53. | Dead On 3 | USER03529 | 0 | 0 |
| 54. | Doktor Robert 2 | USER03445 | 0 | 0 |
| 55. | Ghoulash | Ghoulash | 0 | 0 |
| 56. | Gravediggers 3 | USER02692 | 0 | 0 |
| 57. | Mary Tyler Morgue 1 | Mary Tyler Morgue | 0 | 0 |
| 58. | NETFXR 2 | USER00529 | 0 | 0 |
| 59. | PVT RYAN 1 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 60. | Snoopy's All-Dead Stars | USER01081 | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003