This list was submitted by USER02753 on Saturday, January 13th, 2001 at 3:59 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 9 | Al McGuire | January 26th, 2001 | 72 |
| 8 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 7 | P.W. Botha | October 31st, 2006 | 90 |
| 6 | Oral Roberts | December 15th, 2009 | 91 |
| 5 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
| 4 | Anne Lindbergh | February 7th, 2001 | 94 |
| 3 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 2 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
| 1 | Mel Stottlemyre | January 13th, 2019 | 77 |
| 18 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998